I am quick to give credit to others, especially those who pay me. 

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I went to college long enough to acquire the skills needed for the jobs I have had. If I had gone to school longer I would have gained the skills necessary to become a more proficient drinker.

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In my lifetime I have had over 15 jobs. I cannot say that any of them was as enjoyable as walking the dog, or fishing.

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Actually, golfing is much more enjoyable than fishing. Fishing on a golf course with the dog would be heaven.